THE GREAT LEAN MEAN GLOBAL GREEN MACHINE
Well, here we have it: A great green Goliath of global warming threatens the planet, is about to, or rather is, gobbling us all up: The ice caps are melting, Greenland is melting, EVERYTHING`S MELTING LOOKOUT, PANIC, FEAR, WE MIGHT AS WELL ALL EAT, DRINK AND BE MERRY TODAY FOR TOMORROW WE ALL DIE, WOE IS US: (Quick, where`s me slingshot?).
(Hey, do an experiment, fill a bowl with water, then put half a dozen ice cubes into the bowl, watch as the mass of the ice cubes displaces the water and the level goes up, mark where the level is, wait for the ice cubes to melt, and watch as the water level GOES DOWN, BECAUSE WATER WHEN FROZEN EXPANDS AND DISPLACES MORE WATER [like a ship] THAN IT REPLACES WHEN IT THAWS OUT). (Most of the polar ice caps are already sitting in water aren`t they, along with the pack ice and assorted Icebergs?)
We are melting, wasting away in our own perspiration, Islands are being swallowed up by rising sea levels, Hurricanes, Typhoons on the increase, extremes in climate worldwide, catastrophe, disaster, the destruction of the earth imminent if we all don`t do something about it…. ooooooh, boogey boogey boogey, thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me (Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo Galileo Figaro Magnifico-o-o-o-o:
(Of course the rains that are
falling being attributed to…global warming by these folk, wouldn`t be because
Loving Father decrees it would it: “FOR HE MAKETH HIS SUN TO RISE ON THE EVIL
AND ON THE GOOD, AND SENDETH RAIN ON THE
JUST AND ON THE UNJUST.” MATH. 5/45, AND AGAIN, JA. 5/17, REV. 11/6).
This problem, (so the gurus of
the
Well, let`s have a close look at this: Every time I breathe out, I breath out carbon emissions: I have to eat, so every time I eat, (usually 3 times a day), if I am eating meat, then I am consuming animals that do the same thing every time they exhale as well as defecate, carbon emissions: Phew, all this food causes me to flatulate multiple times in a day and at least once a day I have to defecate, tch tch more carbon emissions: I drive a car which burns fossil fuels, more carbon emissions: (I suppose we could all start using horses though, we would have to breed more horses, but then that would increase our carbon emissions as they would all flatulate and defecate too much, more carbon emissions:) I have to try to stay warm in winter and cool in summer if at all possible, more carbon emissions: If I get sick, I need medication to get well again, more carbon emissions because the drug companies have to use energy to produce the medicine: If I use a computer, or a telephone which draws on some sort of energy to function, more carbon emissions: If I do manual labour, work up a sweat, get a bit huffy and puffy, I increase the rate of output of,…..you guessed it,…..carbon emissions. The clothes I wear, the food I eat, if I need to go to the dentist, the doctor, what about the garden tools manufactured using energy, everything to do with living it seems is detrimental to my own existence: JUST WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT THE BUSHFIRES CAUSED BY LIGHTNING STRIKES, THEY MUST EMIT PLENTY OF CARBON EMISSIONS: WHAT ABOUT MANIACS LIKE SADAM BAD MAN INSANE WHO SET FIRE TO THE OIL WELLS IN KUWAIT DURING THE GULF WAR,….HOW ABOUT THE CARBON EMISSIONS THAT THAT PRODUCED?….WHAT DO WE DO ABOUT DESPOTS WHO COME TO POWER AND DO SUCH THINGS IN THE FUTURE?........ALAS,… VOLCANOS, PLANES, TRAINS, AUTOMOBILES, PHEW:
Guess we all shall have to change our minds about being cremated too when and if we pass from this life before Jesus comes back, TOO MANY CARBON EMISSIONS THERE: WHILE WE ARE ON THE SUBJECT, WHAT ABOUT ALL THE DECAYING CARCASES OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM? WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT THAT? FAR TOO MANY CARBON EMISSIONS THERE:
These things puzzle me, it was only a short hop back in the last century that everybody was using wood burning fires for cooking, heating etc., for THOUSANDS OF YEARS, YET THIS PHENOMENOM IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE ONLY BEEN TRIGGERED IN THE LAST CENTURY????????????????????
WELL XSKUUUUZZZZZZ ME FOR BEING ALIVE ON PLANET EARTH:
XSKUUUUZZZZZZ ME FOR HAVING TO BREATHE:
XSKUUUUZZZZZZ ME FOR HAVING TO EAT:
XSKUUUUZZZZZZ ME FOR NEEDING TO BE WARM WHEN I AM COLD:
XSKUUUUZZZZZZ ME FOR NEEDING TO BE COOL WHEN I AM HOT:
XSKUUUUZZZZZZ ME FOR NEEDING TO HAVE MY TEETH FIXED:
XSKUUUUZZZZZZ ME FOR NEEDING TO BE WELL WHEN I AM SICK:
XSKUUUUZZZZZZ ME FOR NEEDING TO BE CLOTHED:
XSKUUUUZZZZZZ ME FOR LIVING:
These hucksters who purvey and believe this lie would have us believe
that these things are so: According to them, everything that we have need of
and of course do naturally as our Loving
Father created us to do,….IS BAD FOR US BECAUSE IT IS BAD FOR THE EARTH AND THE
ENVIRONMENT:
As good children of the Most High though should, we measure everything
by His Word don`t we? I DO, DON`T YOU?
THUS SAITH THE LORD GOD:
“WHILE THE EARTH REMAINETH, SEEDTIME AND HARVEST, AND COLD AND HEAT,
AND SUMMER AND WINTER, AND DAY AND NIGHT SHALL NOT CEASE.” GEN. 8/22.
“BUT THE HEAVENS AND THE EARTH, WHICH ARE NOW, BY THE SAME WORD ARE KEPT
IN STORE,………….. RESERVED UNTO FIRE AGAINST THE DAY OF JUDGMENT AND
PERDITION OF UNGODLY MEN.” 2 PET. 3/7.
“WHO BEING THE BRIGHTNESS OF HIS GLORY, AND THE EXPRESS IMAGE OF HIS
PERSON, AND UPHOLDING ALL THINGS BY THE WORD OF HIS POWER,” HEB. 1/3.
THIS GREAT GREEN HOAX, THIS SWINDLE, THIS LIE IS GREEN ALLRIGHT, IT IS
ALL ABOUT GREENBACKS, BUCKS, DOLLARS.
LET`S EXAMINE A BIT OF THE STINKING…ER THINKING BEHIND OUR PRESENT
GOVERNMENT:
THE LABOR GOVERNMENT HAS AMMASSED A DEBT FOR THIS COUNTRY OF OVER 58
BILLION DOLLARS SINCE THEY CAME TO OFFICE UNDER KEVIN RUDD, AND NOW, THEY WANT TO SIGN AN AGREEMENT THAT IS GOING TO HAND
OVER MORE,…….. BILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO THE U.N. AND THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES WITH A
CARBON TAX: (that makes sense, we can always count on massive debt, rising
interest rates, rising inflation and higher unemployment under a Labor
government: [REMEMBER THE DAYS OF GOUGH WITLAM, WHAT ABOUT THE MESS THAT JOHN
HOWARD AND THE CONSERVATIVES HAD TO CLEAN UP WHEN THEY CAME TO POWER?... $95
BILLION DOLLARS OF IT?]). JULIA GILLARD IS INTENDING TO CARRY ON WHERE KEVIN
RUDD LEFT OFF ON THIS ISSUE LOOKING TO IMPOSE AN ETS ON THE AUSTRALIAN PEOPLE.
CHINA IS LOOKING TO BE ONE OF THE COUNTRIES ON THE RECEIVING END OF
THIS SCAM, AS WELL AS BEING PRESSURED TO CUT ITS,……….CARBON EMISSIONS:
IF THIS IS THE CASE, AND THIS COUNTRY IS IN SO MUCH DEBT, I GUESS THE
LABOR GOVERNMENT COULD ASK
Every so often I receive, and I am sure many of you do too, emails from third world con artists trying to swindle me out of money and my personal information, mainly using the cloak of being Christian to do so. It is now a matter of record that most of these confidence tricksters have their roots in the third world nations.
LAST YEAR IN COPENHAGEN WE SAW MASS WALKOUTS OF THE UNDER DEVELOPED COUNTRIES` REPRESENTATIVES, THE THIRD WORLD NATIONS, OVER THE WESTERN NATIONS NOT COMING TO AN AGREEMENT THAT SATIFIES THEIR DEMANDS FOR BILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN HANDOUTS.
LOOKS TO ME LIKE THESE HUCKSTERS ARE ABOUT TO PULL OFF THE BIGGEST
CONFIDENCE TRICK, THE BIGGEST SWINDLE, CON JOB OF ALL THE AGES OR AT LEAST THEY
ARE TRYING TOO,…..BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY ARE GOING TO GET THE DEVELOPED
NATIONS TO GRUB STEAK THEM:…… (heh heh heh heh heh come in spinner.).
HOW COULD THE LABOR GOVERNMENT BE SO DELUDED? BELIEVING THAT THE
WESTERN NATIONS NEED TO GIVE THIRD WORLD NATIONS A HANDOUT EVERY YEAR UNDER THE
DELUSION THAT THEY NEED THE MONEY TO DEAL WITH CLIMATE CHANGE IN THEIR OWN
COUNTRIES? THIS IS NOT THE ANSWER FOR THESE PEOPLE: THE BIGGEST MISTAKE
SUCCESSIVE GOVERNMENTS HAVE MADE WITH THE INDIGENIOUS POPULATION AND REFUGEES
OF THIS COUNTRY WAS TO GIVE THEM MOST EVERYTHING FOR FREE, AND OUR CURRENT
LEADER CANNOT SEE THIS?????
(NO WONDER LOVING FATHER LAUGHS AT AND MOCKS THESE GREENIE DO GOODER
KNOW-IT-ALL I AMS. PS 2/4.)
THIS FARCE IS NOTHING BUT A MONEY GRAB BY THIRD WORLD NATIONS WHICH IS
GOING TO PLUNGE THIS COUNTRY INTO MORE DEBT, AND CONTINUALLY KEEP US POOR YEAR
BY YEAR AS THEY INCREASE THEIR DEMANDS FOR MORE, HAVING HAD AN AGREEMENT
RATIFIED BY THE UNITED NATIONS COME ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT SOON TO BE HEADED UP
BY ANTICHRIST WHICH WILL BE LEGALLY BINDING AND ABLE TO BE ENFORCED BY THIS
ENTITY.
OH,…DID I FORGET TO TELL YOU THAT THE AGREEMENT, THE CHARTER THAT THE
UN WANTS ALL WORLD LEADERS TO SIGN IS LITERALLY A DOCUMENT THAT ASSIGNS THE
SOVEREIGNTY OF NATIONS OVER TO THE UN? IT DIDN`T HAPPEN IN COPENHAGEN, BUT IT
WILL HAPPEN SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE, MAYBE AT MEXICO CITY THIS YEAR: DAN.
9/24-27, 11,12, 2 THES. 2/3-12, REV.13, 17/8-18.
I MARVEL, AS I WATCH THE CLIMATE ALARMISTS, JULIA GILLARD, BOB BROWN,
TONY WINDSOR, ROB OAKESHOT, PENNY WONG AND CO. ON THE TV AS THEY PURVEY THESE
LIES: THEY ARE TOTALLY FOOLED, THE EVIDENCE IS THERE, RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM,
AND THEY CAN`T SEE IT, CAN`T HEAR IT: THEY ARE TOTALLY DEAF AND BLIND TO THE
OBVIOUS. MATH.13/14-15, ACTS 28/27.
TRULY THEY HAVE BEEN “GIVEN STRONG DELUSION THAT THEY SHOULD BELIEVE A
LIE BECAUSE THEY RECEIVE NOT THE LOVE OF TRUTH”. 2 THES. 2/10-12.
TO THESE LIARS, EVERYTHING IS BAD FOR US, INCLUDING THE EATING OF
MEATS: (YEA, LET GOD BE TRUE, BUT EVERY MAN A LIAR; RO. 3/4).
THUS SAITH THE LORD GOD, JESUS THE CHRIST, THE WORD OF GOD:
“COMMANDING TO ABSTAIN FROM MEATS, WHICH GOD HATH CREATED TO BE
RECEIVED WITH THANKSGIVING OF THEM WHICH BELIEVE AND KNOW THE TRUTH. FOR EVERY
CREATURE OF GOD IS GOOD, AND NOTHING TO BE REFUSED, IF IT BE RECEIVED
WITH THANKSGIVING: FOR IT IS SANCTIFIED BY THE WORD OF GOD AND PRAYER.” 1 TIM.
4/3-5, GEN 9/3.
Please note, this is not a paper that condones the abuse of the
environment or the earth.
THUS SAITH THE LORD GOD, JESUS THE CHRIST, THE WORD OF GOD:
“AND THEY THAT USE THIS WORLD, AS NOT ABUSING IT: 1 COR. 7/31,
AND AGAIN, GEN. 1/26-28.
GLOBAL WARMING IS A LIE: THOSE WHO BELIEVE IT, AND SPEAK UP FOR IT ARE
ALL LIARS:
MAN WILL NOT, AND CANNOT DESTROY HIS ENVIRONMENT OR THE EARTH BECAUSE
CHRIST “UPHOLDS ALL THINGS BY THE WORD OF HIS POWER”:
IT`S JESUS WHO WILL “FOLD UP THE EARTH LIKE AN OLD VESTURE” HEB.
1/12, “BUT THE HEAVENS AND THE EARTH,
WHICH ARE NOW, BY THE SAME WORD ARE KEPT IN STORE, RESERVED UNTO
FIRE AGAINST THE DAY OF JUDGMENT AND PERDITION OF UNGODLY MEN.” 2 PET. 3/7.
“KEPT”, “THESAURIZO”, TO KEEP IN STORE, RESERVE. “RESERVED”,
“TEREO”, TO KEEP AN EYE ON, WATCH, GUARD, KEEP, TO KEEP IN SAFETY,
PRESERVE, MAINTAIN.
IT`S JESUS WHO IS MAINTAINING, PRESERVING THE EARTH, WATCHING IT,
KEEPING HIS EYE UPON IT, TILL HE IS READY TO EXECUTE HIS JUDGMENT: IT`S CHRIST
WHO WILL DESTROY THE EARTH, WHEN HE IS READY, AS THE APOSTLE PAUL SAID IN 1 COR
7/31, “FOR THE FASHION OF THIS WORLD PASSETH AWAY.” AND AGAIN, 2 PET. 3/10. NOT
THE GREAT GREEN GLOBAL GUNK (RUBBISH) LIES, HOAX, SWINDLE, SCAM THAT THESE
FAKES WOULD HAVE US BELIEVE.
HUH, YOU ALL HAVE SOMETHING BIGGER, A LOT MORE SERIOUS THAN THIS TO
CONCERN YOURSELVES WITH, RATHER THAN BELIEVING AND COOKING UP LIES ABOUT CLIMATE
CHANGE,…….. JUST READ REV. 6,7,8,9,1013,15, 16,17,18.
I AM SORRY THAT I HAVE MADE THEM, THEIR EVIL, SIN AND VICE,
AND HE CAN AGAIN DESTROY US, NOT ONCE BUT YET AGAIN TWICE;
YET NOT BY ANOTHER FLOOD, HIS RAINBOW COVENANT WITH US NIGH,
BUT WHAT WORSE FATE BEFALLS US, WHEN WICKENDESS IN US LIES?
YES, HE IS OUR CREATOR, BUT HE CAN DESTROY US JUST AS QUICK,
JUST READ REVELATIONS, BY WHICH WAY, JUST TAKE YOUR PICK;
WHEN HE HAS HAD ENOUGH AND HIS FINAL JUDGMENT COMES DOWN,
WILL YOU BE LIKE NOAH, WILL YOU FLOAT ABOVE THE GROUND?
DO YOU THINK THAT SIN IS OK, BECAUSE OF HIS LOVING GRACE,
THEN WHAT ABOUT THE MULTITUDE AS THEY LOST THEIR RACE;
A FORM OF LOVING DESTRUCTION, FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE,
ANOTHER LESSON IS COMING, BUT WHICH ONE WILL IT BE?
MANY SAY HE DOESN`T GET ANGRY, BUT SURELY YES HE DOES,
A FLOODING ANGER OF DESTRUCTION WHICH IS DONE IN LOVE;
BUT HE LOVES US SO DEARLY, PROMISING US NEVER AGAIN,
EVEN THOUGH HE KNOWS WELL SIN, THE DESTRUCTION WILL BE NOT RAIN: MATH. 24/36-42....................LUKE 17/26-36,
THUS SAITH THE LORD GOD:
“CHARGE THEM THAT ARE RICH IN THIS WORLD, THAT THEY BE NOT
HIGHMINDED; NOR TRUST IN UNCERTAIN RICHES, BUT IN THE LIVING GOD, WHO GIVETH US
RICHLY ALL THINGS TO ENJOY:” 1 TIM. 6/17.
WHO GIVES US RICHLY ALL THE RESOURCES TO BE FOUND IN NATURE, AS WELL AS
THE KNOWLEDGE ON HOW TO APPLY THEM TO OUR EVERYDAY LIVING PRAISE BE TO GOD.
DAN. 12/4.
“FOR THOU HAST CREATED ALL THINGS, AND FOR THY PLEASURE THEY ARE
AND WERE CREATED.” REV. 4/11, GEN. 1,2.
I AM AN UNLEARNED MAN WHEN IT COMES TO THE SCIENCES, ANY OF THEM, I DO
NOT KNOW MUCH ABOUT ANY SCIENCES AT ALL. BUT THEN,….. I DON`T HAVE TOO,…..ALL I
NEED TO KNOW IS WHAT THE WORD OF GOD SAYS,………….THUS SAITH THE LORD, HOLY WRIT,
THE BIBLE, THE SCRIPTURES, THE HOLY WRITINGS. MATH. 18/3-4, MK. 10/15, MATH.
24/24,
“THE GRASS WITHERETH, AND THE FLOWER THEREOF FALLETH AWAY: BUT THE WORD
OF THE LORD ENDURETH FOR EVER.” 1 PET. 1/24-25.
“GOD IS NOT A MAN, THAT HE SHOULD LIE;” NUM 23/19. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR
GOD TO LIE. HEB. 6/18, TIT. 1/2.
SO, IF LOVING FATHER SAYS THAT THE WORLD WILL BE KEPT, PRESERVED,
WATCHED, MAINTAINED BY HIM TILL HE COMES TO JUDGE US,……THEN THAT IS WHAT IT
IS,…. AND NOTHING MAN CAN DO WILL ALTER, EFFECT, CHANGE, DESTROY, CAUSE GLOBAL
WARMING/CLIMATE CHANGE TO THE EXTENT THAT IT WILL DESTROY ICE CAPS, GLACIERS,
REEFS, ISLANDS, ATMOSPHERE, THE EARTH ETC., ETC., ETC.,………………………………… IT IS
JUST NOT POSSIBLE. AMEN.
Bevan Kluver,
Straight Talk Ministries,
Ph/Fax 07 55452874,
www.straighttalkmin.org bevan.kluver@bigpond.com
“speaking the truth in love, in the spirit of meekness, earnestly contending for the faith;”
HELPING HIM PREPARE A BRIDE WITHOUT SPOT OR BLEMISH:
HATING EVEN THE GARMENT SPOTTED BY THE FLESH:
P.S. REMEMBER A SHORT COUPLE OF
DECADES AGO THESE GREENIES WERE TELLING US THAT THE
P.P.S. ALSO,………………………..IT WAS ONLY A FEW DECADES AGO THAT THESE,…..GREENIES, THESE POSTULATORS WERE TELLING THE WORLD THAT THE EARTH WAS GOING TO ICE UP, WE WERE GOING TO HAVE A MINI ICE AGE, NOW THEY ARE TRYING TO CONVINCE EVERYBODY THAT THE EARTH IS HEATING UP,…… AND,…. GET READY FOR THE NEXT PIECE OF HOCUS POCUS, THE NEXT GREAT GREEN LIE,……ABRA KA DABRA,… WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF OXYGEN: (thanks for that one Tony).
PERHAPS WE SHOULD ALL START GETTING MORE INDUSTRIOUS AND GET BUSY PRODUCING MORE,………CARBON EMISSIONS SO THAT THE TREES WILL START PRODUCING MORE OXYGEN FOR US TO BREATH, HA WHAT A JOKE.
P.P.P.S. REMEMBER Y2K??????????????????????????????????????????????
HOW MANY PEOPLE DID THEY SUCK IN WITH THAT ONE:
TOO MUCH… sniff,… WACKY TO…slurp suck,…BACCY,… TOO MUCH, inhale,
sniff,…grunt,…OF THE... `GREEN`…`ERB,…HOOTER,.... TOO MUCH FUNNY FUNGI
METHINKS;........ he he he he he he he he he he he hungry yet?
P.P.P.P.S. Just a thought, while we are on the subject of hot air, why
should the labor government stop at an ETS? They could introduce a flatulence
tax: We get the first four in a day free,…and every one after that,….or part
thereof,………$1 each,….They could probably introduce a manure tax, a closet tax
as well,….$5 for the first 4 minutes,….$2 for each minute thereafter: What do
you think? I think someone should tell the Labor government,…try to inspire
them to show a little more imagination with their pontificating.
Perhaps the Labor government should also
consider putting a tax on the hot air that proceeds out of their mouths as
well: They might start a new trend, telling the people of this country the
truth:….. Pigs might fly too.
http://www.moriah.com.au/textarchive/climate-update-copenhagen-farce.htm
http://sppiblog.org/news/parturient-nascetur-ridiculus-mus#more-314
www.moriah.com.au/textarchive/catastrophic-collapse.htm
www.quadrant.org.au/magazine/issue/2011/the-greens-agenda-in-their-own-words
HE HE HE HE HE HE
HE HE HE
HE HE,............. THAT`S
ALL FOLKS.