THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH

COMING SOON TO A TOWN NEAR YOU,....SPECIFICALLY THE GOLD COAST CONVENTION AND EXHIBITION CENTRE BROADBEACH QLD. ON MAY 2ND TO THE 5TH 2011: ...........................ADMISSION,..............ONLY A PALTRY $200.00:

ROLL UP, ROLL UP, COME ONE, COME ALL TO THE ANNUAL "FLEECEATHON", "MILLION DOLLAR RIP" HELD BY THE AOG AND SEE HEAD RINGMASTER REINHARD (BONKERS) BONNKE, AND HIS CRAFTY BIRD OF A FEATHER, STEVE (MEEEESLES) MURRELL WITH THEIR SIDESHOW OF MAGICIANS TRICKS AND SMOKE AND MIRRORS: COME AND SEE THESE SNAKE OIL SALESMEN "LIE AGAINST THE TRUTH" AND PERFORM ILLUSION ON A GRAND SCALE:

BALDNESS BANISHED, PIMPLES AND BLACKHEADS EXPRESSED, TINEA, TOEJAM AND FUNGAL DISORDERS CURED, FLATULENCE FIXED, WARTS REMOVED, WRINKLES IRONED OUT, FROGS KISSED,  SILK PURSES  MADE  OUT OF  SOW`S EARS, SIGNS, WONDERS AND MIRACLES PERFORMED DAILY, THE DEAD RAISED, SHOWER,  SHAVE, SHAMPOO AND HAIRCUTS EXTRA, THE GOSPEL OF  JESUS CHRIST COMPROMISED, DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR PROMOTED AND TAUGHT, ADHERENCE TO HOLY WRIT, THE HOLY WRITINGS, THE  SCRIPTURES, THE BIBLE, THE WORD OF GOD HIGHLY IMPROBABLE AS IT OFFENDS TOO MANY FOLK AND KILLS OFF BUSINESS AS WELL AS PUTTING THE FLESH TO DEATH:

DON`T FORGET TO BRING YOUR WALLET/PURSES, MYRIADS OF MERCHANDISE WILL BE ON SALE TO FLEECE THE GULLIBLE OF THEIR HARD EARNED GRAFF.

BOOKS,  TAPES,  VIDEOS,  CDs,  DVDs,  TEASHIRTS,            BROOMSTICKS, POTIONS, CAULDRONS, SMOKE AND MIRRORS,  MAGIC WANDS, MAGICIANS` HATS AND CAPES, RABBITS, PIGEONS, DRY ICE, MIRROR BALLS, STROBES, VOODOO DOLLS ALL AT SPECIAL, DISCOUNTED EXPO/CONVENTION PRICES. LICK, SLURP, SMACK, YUMMY:

ALSO SPECIAL SESSIONS TO BE CONDUCTED ON HOW TO KISS THE BLARNEY STONE AVAILABLE AT NEVER TO BE REPEATED RATES:

THUS SAITH THE LORD GOD:

"FOR THERE SHALL ARISE FALSE CHRISTS, AND FALSE PROPHETS, AND SHALL SHEW GREAT SIGNS AND WONDERS; INSOMUCH THAT, IF IT WERE POSSIBLE, THEY SHALL DECEIVE THE VERY ELECT. BEHOLD, I HAVE TOLD YOU BEFORE. WHEREFORE IF THEY SHALL SAY UNTO YOU, BEHOLD,HE IS IN THE DESERT; GO NOT FORTH: BEHOLD, HE IS IN THE SECRET CHAMBERS; BELIEVE IT NOT." MATH. 24/24-26.

"FOR MANY SHALL COME IN MY NAME SAYING, I AM CHRIST; AND SHALL DECEIVE MANY." MATH. 24/5.

"EVEN HIM, WHOSE COMING IS AFTER THE WORKING OF SATAN WITH ALL POWER AND SIGNS AND LYING WONDERS, AND WITH ALL DECEIVABLENESS OF UNRIGHTEOUSNESS IN THEM THAT PERISH; BECAUSE THEY RECEIVED NOT THE LOVE OF THE TRUTH, THAT THEY MIGHT BE SAVED. AND FOR THIS CAUSE GOD SHALL SEND THEM STRONG DELUSION, THAT THEY SHOULD BELIEVE A LIE: THAT THEY ALL MIGHT BE DAMNED WHO BELIEVED NOT THE TRUTH, BUT HAD PLEASURE IN UNRIGHTEOUSNESS." 2 THES. 2/9-12.

It does not take much of a look into Reinhard Bonnke`s circus/charade to see that he is in fairy dairy land: 2 Tim. 4/4: He believes that "all of Africa will be saved". Documented on his Australian website, (www.cfan.org then click on Australia), we see this side show Bob try to convince one and all that in 5 days in Nigeria 362,978 people were saved: At this rate, if Bonkers has a few proselytes it should only take him about 4 or 5 years, and ALL of the whole wide world should be saved, why should he just stop with Africa only? Why not see the whole world come to Christ:

WHAT ROT!   WHAT RUBBISH!   LIES!     THUS SAITH THE LORD GOD:

"NEVERTHELESS WHEN THE SON OF MAN COMETH, SHALL HE FIND FAITH ON THE EARTH?" LUKE 18/18.

"LET NO MAN DECEIVE YOU BY ANY MEANS: FOR THAT DAY SHALL NOT COME, EXCEPT THERE COME A FALLING AWAY FIRST," 2 THES. 2/3.

"THEN SHALL THEY DELIVER YOU UP TO BE AFFLICTED, AND SHALL KILL YOU: AND YE SHALL BE HATED OF ALL NATIONS FOR MY NAME`S SAKE. AND THEN SHALL MANY BE OFFENDED, AND SHALL BETRAY ONE ANOTHER, AND SHALL HATE ONE ANOTHER. AND MANY FALSE PROPHETS SHALL RISE, AND SHALL DECEIVE MANY. AND BECAUSE INIQUITY SHALL ABOUND, THE LOVE OF MANY SHALL WAX COLD" MATH. 24/9-12.

"ENTER YE IN AT THE STRAIT GATE: FOR WIDE IS THE GATE, AND BROAD IS THE WAY, THAT LEADETH TO DESTRUCTION, AND MANY THERE BE WHICH GO IN THEREAT: BECAUSE STRAIT IS THE GATE, AND NARROW IS THE WAY, WHICH LEADETH UNTO LIFE, AND FEW THERE BE THAT FIND IT." MATH. 7/13-14, LUKE 13/24.                       "LITTLE   FLOCK;"    LUKE 12/32.

"EVEN SO THEN AT THIS PRESENT TIME ALSO THERE IS A REMNANT            ("leimma", "a remnant, what is left, meaning some remaining" Zodhiates) ACCORDING TO THE ELECTION OF GRACE." RO. 11/5.

"THIS KNOW ALSO, THAT IN THE LAST DAYS PERILOUS TIMES SHALL COME. FOR MEN SHALL BE LOVERS OF THEIR OWN SELVES, COVETOUS, BOASTERS, PROUD, BLASPHEMERS, DISOBEDIENT TO PARENTS, UNTHANKFUL, UNHOLY, WITHOUT NATURAL AFFECTION, TRUCEBREAKERS, FALSE ACCUSERS, INCONTINENT, FIERCE, DESPISERS OF THOSE THAT ARE GOOD, TRAITORS, HEADY, HIGHMINDED, LOVERS OF PLEASURES MORE THAN LOVERS OF GOD; HAVING A FORM OF GODLINESS, BUT DENYING THE POWER THEREOF: FROM SUCH TURN AWAY. 2 TIM.3/1-5. AND AGAIN 2 PET. 2 AND JUDE.

It would not be such a big step to believe that very FEW,...... IF ANY of the 362,978 were truly saved, born again: Just another piece of hype used by Bonkers to promote, market himself and his circus around the world: Just another piece of rubbish used to attract the simple who are unlearned and unskilled in Holy Writ, who are attracted to "signs and wonders," being "an evil and adulterous generation" themselves with no atoning efficacy.  Math. 12/39, 16/4.

GREAT END TIME REVIVALS??????????????????  MORE LIKE GREAT END TIME APOSTACY AMEN.

Then we see on his website he merchandises, sells, conducts business, turns a profit, hawks, peddles, pan handles goods, books etc.

THUS SAITH THE LORD GOD:

"YE CANNOT SERVE GOD AND MAMMON." ("mammonas", "wealth, riches, possessions, earnings, gains, the god of materialism." Zodhiates).  MATH. 6/24.

"FREELY YE HAVE RECEIVED, FREELY GIVE." MATH. 10/8.

"TAKE THESE THINGS HENCE; MAKE NOT MY FATHER`S HOUSE AN HOUSE OF MERCHANDISE." ("emporion", "market, a place where commerce occurs", and "emporia", "trade, business, commerce". Zodhiates).  JOHN 2/16,

"IT IS WRITTEN, MY HOUSE SHALL BE CALLED THE HOUSE OF PRAYER; BUT YE HAVE MADE IT A DEN OF THIEVES." MATH.21/13, MK. 11/17.

"NO MAN THAT WARRETH ENTANGLETH HIMSELF WITH THE AFFAIRS ("pragmateia", "to transact business, an affair, business, negotiation." Zodhiates) OF THIS LIFE; THAT HE MAY PLEASE HIM WHO HATH CHOSEN HIM TO BE A SOLDIER. AND IF A MAN ALSO STRIVE FOR MASTERIES, YET IS HE NOT CROWNED, EXCEPT HE STRIVE LAWFULLY." 2 TIM. 2/4-5.... OOORAH.

A TRUE SOLDIER OF THE CROSS DOES NOT ENGAGE IN, CONDUCT BUSINESS, CHASE MAMMON, MONEY, SELL, HAWK, PEDDLE, PAN HANDLE, RETAIL, WHOLESALE WARES OR MERCHANDISE, OR ANY BUSINESS NEGOTIATION OF ANY SORT TO OBTAIN MUNEEEEEEEEE:....OOORAH.

Then we see that he believes that folk "receive the baptism of the Holy Spirit with the evidence of speaking in tongues"

WHERE IN HOLY WRIT DOES IT SAY THAT THE BAPTISM OF THE HOLY SPIRIT IS CONFIRMED TO ONE AND ALL BY THE "EVIDENCE OF SPEAKING IN TONGUES"????   For more on Mr. Bonnke click on the link below:

www.taministries.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/11The-Healing-of-Jean-v1.5.pdf

THUS SAITH THE LORD GOD:

"IF ANY MAN WILL DO HIS WILL, HE SHALL KNOW OF THE DOCTRINE," JOHN 7/17.

AND OF COURSE WE HAVE TO MAKE MENTION OF STEVE (I LOVE ME, MEEEESLES) MURRELL, WHO IS DEFINATELY CAUGHT UP IN NARCISSISM AND IS PLATITUDINOUS, FULL OF OOEE GOOEEY FEEL GOOD TALES IN HIS PRESENTATION OF WHAT HE THINKS IS THE GOSPEL OF JESUS CHRIST. 2 TIM. 4/4, JOHN 5/31, 7/18. (http://stevemurrell.com186) IT IS THEREFORE QUITE APPROPRIATE THAT THE THEME OF THIS UPCOMING CIRCUS BEING "SOUL FOCUS", THAT THE AOG INVITES A CHARLATAN TO SPEAK WHO IS POLISHED IN SPEAKING ABOUT, AND ELEVATING HIMSELF, WHO LOVES PRE-EMINENCE DESPITE HIS DECLARATION THAT HE IS "THE RELUCTANT MISSIONARY". JOHN 5/31, 7/18.

Here we have another two charlatans who do not know "the doctrine", therefore they are  not doing the will of God, therefore they are false Amen:

HUH, MORE FAKES TO TICKLE THE EARS OF THE DELUDED MASSES GIVEN OVER TO "STRONG DELUSION BECAUSE THEY RECEIVE NOT THE LOVE OF THE TRUTH."

DO YOU REALISE THAT ANYBODY WHO PREACHES AND TEACHES ANY DOCTRINE THAT IS NOT SCRIPTURAL IS "PREACHING ANOTHER JESUS", 2 COR. 11/3-4, IS PREACHING "ANOTHER GOSPEL", GAL. 1/6-9, "IS ACCURSED" FROM CHRIST, GAL. 1/8-9, AND IS "LYING AGAINST THE TRUTH," JA. 3/14, ESPECIALLY IF THEY HAVE BEEN ENLIGHTENED, WARNED, INFORMED AND DO KNOW WHAT IS WRITTEN, HOLY WRIT, THE SCRIPTURES, THE WORD OF GOD, THUS SAITH THE LORD GOD:

THUS SAITH THE LORD GOD, JESUS THE CHRIST, HO LOGOS, THE WORD OF GOD:

"ALL LIARS SHALL HAVE THEIR PART IN THE LAKE WHICH BURNETH WITH FIRE AND BRIMSTONE: WHICH IS THE SECOND DEATH." REV. 21/8.

SO, WHAT`S IT TO BE? ARE YOU GOING TO FOLLOW THESE PIED PIPERS OF PONTIFICATE POSTULATING PIFFLE? OR ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE HEED:

 

 

 

SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES

 

 

One hundred years rolled back in time,

Has the circus come to town?

Wooing the township to wine and dine,

Free food and balloons and laughing clowns:

 

A buffoon, a bumpkin, an entertainer or fool,

Little children being lovingly enticed,

Mummy, Daddy, this clown is so cool,

Is this deception a purposeful device?

 

And what of the manna they offer the folk?

It`s FREE what a wonderful gesture;

Realisation sets in, they begin to choke,

Are they deceived by the intention of their measure?

 

This practice occurred many years back in time,

So is the church`s agenda hidden?

Are they manipulating with deception and guile?

How far have they backslidden?

 

As the circus comes to town,

The ringmaster sends his clown;

To announce a new hireling to be found,

As he covets a podium to pound:

 

 

Looking for unstable souls to beguile,

With carefully prepared satanic wiles,

Searching for itchy eared proselytes,

To teach the heresy he thinks is right:

 

 

It reminds me of a tale once read,

Of a circus full of walking dead;

Enslaved by a man called Mr. Dark,

In him you will find, no life spark:

 

 

Promising freedom from life`s disruptions,

If to his carnival they will come,

Whilst he himself, a slave of corruption,

As he beats his hypocritical lukewarm drum:

 

As I ponder these preposterous goings on,

A church, a circus, that is the sum,

Deluded, deceived with unholy perception,

Something wicked this way definitely comes:

 

 

A circus performer has arrived in town,

With a lukewarm doctrine, enough to drown;

Full of self-importance, what a bore, ho-hum,

Yes, something wicked this way, predictably comes:

 

 

Another wolf in sheep`s clothing, an A.O.G. drone,

Another ham off the bone, an A.O.G. clone;

Armed with heresy, enough to make one numb,

Yes, something wicked this way, certainly comes:

 

 

Taking the show on the road, strange fire to offload,

Lying manipulations, his operative mode,

Another thespian, a con man beating his drum,

Yes, something wicked this way, positively comes:

 

 

Mr. showbiz himself, Mr. personality plus,

Pontificating, postulating, oozing myriads of puss;

A star in the making, crooked, not plumb,

Yes, something wicked this way, absolutely comes.

 

2 Pet. 2, Jude, Math. 23, 2 Thes. 2.

2005.

 

THUS SAITH THE LORD GOD:

"THE RIGHTEOUSNESS OF THE RIGHTEOUS SHALL NOT DELIVER HIM IN THE DAY OF HIS TRANSGRESSION: AS FOR THE WICKEDNESS OF THE WICKED, HE SHALL NOT FALL THEREBY IN THE DAY THAT HE TURNETH FROM HIS WICKEDNESS; NEITHER SHALL THE RIGHTEOUS BE ABLE TO LIVE FOR HIS RIGHTEOUSNESS IN THE DAY THAT HE SINNETH. WHEN I SHALL SAY TO THE RIGHTEOUS, THAT HE SHALL SURELY LIVE; IF HE TRUST TO HIS OWN RIGHTEOUSNESS, AND COMMIT INIQUITY, ALL HIS RIGHTEOUSNESSES SHALL NOT BE REMEMBERED; BUT FOR HIS INIQUITY THAT HE HATH COMMITTED, HE SHALL DIE FOR IT.  EZ. 33/12-13.  "WHEN THE RIGHTEOUS TURNETH FROM HIS RIGHTEOUSNESS, AND COMMITTETH INIQUITY, HE SHALL EVEN DIE THEREBY. BUT IF THE WICKED TURN FROM HIS WICKEDNESS, AND DO THAT WHICH IS LAWFUL AND RIGHT, HE SHALL LIVE THEREBY." EZ. 33/18-19.

 

"HE THAT TAKETH WARNING SHALL DELIVER HIS SOUL." EZ. 33/5.

 

 

SHOOT ME! SHOOT ME! SHOOT ME!

"HERE COME OLD FLATTOP, HE COME GROOVING UP SLOWLY, HE GOT JU-JU EYEBALLS, HE`S ONE HOLY ROLLER, HE GOT HAIR DOWN TO HIS KNEE, GOT TO BE A JOKER HE JUST DO WHAT HE PLEASE;

SHOOT ME! SHOOT ME! SHOOT ME!

HE WEAR NO SHOESHINE HE`S GOT TOE-JAM FOOTBALL, HE GOT MONKEY FINGER, HE SHOOT COCA-COLA, HE SAY I KNOW YOU, YOU KNOW ME, ONE THING I CAN TELL YOU IS YOU GOT TO BE FREE, COME TOGETHER RIGHT NOW OVER ME;

SHOOT ME! SHOOT ME! SHOOT ME!

HE BUY PRODUCTION, HE GOT WALRUS SCUMBLE, HE`S GOT ONO SIDEBOARD, HE`S GOT SPINAL CRACKER, HE`S GOT FEET DOWN BELOW HIS KNEE, HOLD YOU IN HIS ARMS TILL YOU CAN FEEL HIS DISEASE, COME TOGETHER, RIGHT NOW, OVER ME;

HE`S ROLLER-COASTER, HE`S GOT EARLY WARNING, HE`S GOT MUDDY WATER, HE`S GOT MOJO FILTER, HE SAY ONE AND ONE AND ONE IS THREE, GOT TO BE GOOD LOOKING CAUSE HE`S SO HARD TO SEE, COME TOGETHER RIGHT NOW OVER ME.

SHOOT ME! SHOOT ME! SHOOT ME!

(Words from the Beatles song "Come Together")

Still feel like "coming together" for the annual AOG "million dollar rip", the annual "fleeceathon", the annual proselytisation of the simple and gullible?

THUS SAITH THE LORD GOD:

"WOE UNTO YOU, SCRIBES AND PHARISEES, HYPOCRITES! FOR YE  COMPASS SEA AND LAND TO MAKE ONE PROSELYTE, AND WHEN HE IS MADE, YE MAKE HIM TWO FOLD MORE THE CHILD OF HELL THAN YOURSELVES." MATH. 23/15.

 

 

Bevan Kluver,

Straight Talk Ministries,

Ph/Fax 0755452874,

www.straighttalkmin.org   bevan.kluver@bigpond.com

"speaking the truth in love in the spirit of meekness, earnestly contending for the faith;"

HELPING HIM PREPARE A BRIDE WITHOUT SPOT OR WRINKLE,

HATING EVEN THE GARMENT SPOTTED BY THE FLESH:

ALL LIARS HAVE THEIR PART IN THE LAKE THAT BURNETH WITH FIRE AND BRIMSTONE:

 

Additional reading:

www.straighttalkmin.org/doc/CARRY_FORTH_THE_FILTHINESS_OUT_OF_THE_HOLY_PLACE.htm

www.straighttalkmin.org/doc/END_TIME_REVIVAL.htm

www.straighttalkmin.org/doc/DO_ALL_SPEAK_WITH_TONGUES.htm

www.moriah.com.au/textarchive/meeesles.htm

www.moriah.com.au/textarchive/sensible.htm

 

REMEMBER? "SLANDER", "THE MAKING OF A FALSE STATEMENT OR REPORT THAT IS DAMAGING TO A PERSON`S REPUTATION" MACQUARIE DICTIONARY:

"BUT THEY SHALL PROCEED NO FURTHER: FOR THEIR FOLLY SHALL BE MANIFEST UNTO ALL MEN, AS THEIRS ALSO WAS." 2 TIM. 3/9.