DING DONG AVON CALLING

 

“A man who can laugh at himself will always be amused:”

 

“You will never get rid of your temper by losing it:”

 

“For every sixty seconds you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness:”

 

“The best weapon to use in an argument is to hold your peace:”

 

“Don`t waste time looking at your hill, climb it:”

 

“Tact, the unsaid part of what you really think:”

 

“What you earn, gives you a living, what you give, gives you a life:”

 

“We make our plans, but God has the last word:”

 

ETC………..ETC…………..ETC………….ETC……………ETC………….

 

THUS SAITH THE LORD:

 

FROM WHICH SOME HAVING SWERVED HAVE TURNED ASIDE……….

 

………………….UNTO VAIN JANGLING;” 1 TIM. 1/6…………………………

 

The above are just a sample of humanistic wise cracks that appear on church advertising notice boards all over this country every week. I might add, not one of these sayings are original, they are taken from books written by others, a fair indication that those that purvey them have nothing, zilch, zip, zero from “The Father of Lights,” because if they did they would MINISTER “THE WORD OF TRUTH” THAT “LIKE A HAMMER BREAKS THE ROCK IN PIECES,” THAT “IS LIKE A FIRE,” THAT “IS SHARPER THAN ANY TWO-EDGED SWORD,” THAT “ABIDETH FOREVER,” THAT CONVICTS SINNERS, CAUSES PEOPLE TO GET IRRITATED, UPSET, ANGRY, FILLED WITH MADNESS AT THE PREACHING……….SAVES!............ THE MEDICINE FOR SIN IS NOT SOME HUMANISTIC PHILOSOPHY, TRYING TO SMOOTH OUT THE BUMPS AND HUMPS IN SINNER`S LIVES………….THE MEDICINE IS THE COLD HARD TRUTH………YOUR IN SIN….AND YOUR GOING TO HELL…..

 

REPENT, AND BE BAPTISED FOR THE KINGDOM OF GOD IS AT HAND:………..CHRIST DIED FOR YOUR SINS:

 

In the midst of communities that are trapped in sin, sick, mentally, emotionally and physically disabled, alcoholic, drug addicted, child abusive, spouse abusive, adulterous, pornographic, covetous, idolatrous, having consciences seared to their sin, this is the best that these religious ding-a-lings can come up with to witness to sin sick communities on a one way ticket express ride straight into the bowels of hell: The “vain jangling” has about as much persuasive power as a door to door Avon Sales Rep. These so called “ministers” have no answer, are too compromised in their relationships in their respective communities to dare to preach the truth…….too cowardly to preach fire and brimstone………are more afraid of men than God, “having men`s persons in admiration because of advantage,” Jude 16……..would rather “receive the honour that comes from men, than the honour that comes from God;” John 5/44…….. wouldn`t dare offend anybody with “THE WORD,” cannot surrender and trust Christ to minister through them in power……… “HAVING A FORM OF GODLINESS, BUT DENYING THE POWER THEREOF:” 2 TIM. 3/5. “DESIRING TO BE TEACHERS OF THE LAW; UNDERSTANDING NEITHER WHAT THEY SAY, NOR WHEREOF THEY AFFIRM.” 1 TIM. 1/7.

 

“SWERVED ASIDE UNTO VAIN JANGLING:”

 

WHAT SAY YOU PASTOR SORCERY? IS THIS YOU?........................................

 

DO YOU PURVEY THE “JINGLE (JANGLE) BELL ROCK” EVERY WEEK TO THE COMMUNITY WHERE YOU ARE??? OR ARE YOU TOO AFRAID, OR TOO WEAK IN YOUR LOVE FOR CHRIST AND THEM TO LITERALLY FRIGHTEN THE LIVING HELL OUT OF THE INFIDELS, AND INSTILL A GENUINE “FEAR OF THE LORD” THAT WILL SAVE THEIR SOULS??????????????? PRO. 1/7.

 

IS “JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS JINGLE ALL THE WAY” THE BEST YOU CAN COME UP WITH TO COMMUNITIES POURING INTO HELL LIKE ANTS ALL OVER THIS COUNTRY???????????????????????????????????????

 

IS THIS THE BEST YOU CAN DO?? RING ON THEIR BELL, MILDLY INTERUPTING THEM ON THEIR “PATH TO DESTRUCTION” BEING NOTHING MORE THAN A MILD SOURCE OF AMUSEMENT TO THEM?? A TEMPORARY DISTRACTION TO THEIR WHORING, GAMBLING AND LUSTING?????????????

 

I KNOW YOU ARE: I SEE IT EVERY DAY IN THIS COUNTRY: NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF FABLE PURVEYING, VAIN JANGLING, RELIGIOUS DING-A-LINGS “HAVING A FORM OF GODLINESS BUT DENYING THE POWER THEREOF:”

 

Bevan Kluver,

Straight Talk Ministries,

Ph/Fax 07 55452874,Website www.straighttalkmin.org

bevan.kluver@bigpond.com

“speaking the truth in love, in the spirit of meekness, earnestly contending for the faith;”